But probably the biggest event of the millennium is one happening in South Park, Colorado, where people have gathered for a chance to see Jesus Christ. The new millennium is almost upon us, and all over the world people have started to celebrate by dancing, singing, and killing one another. Well, it's just four days until New Year's Eve, 1999. Doctors are telling parents that the virus is nothing to worry about and that the infections can be dealt with simple antibiotics. In local news, a stomach virus is going around that is causing bleeding of the colon in some small children.
I'm gonna go and see if I'm bleeding out my ass. ĭude, Cartman can't hit puberty before us. I have to hang out with the older crowd because now, I'm ma-ture. Well guys, I'm afraid I won't be able to hang out with you on New Year's Eve. Well, it's when puberty hits and you bleed, you know, down there. Well boys, ah-I don't think I can tell you. You're making that up! Miss Aliton, what's it mean to get a period? You see, there comes a time in every child's life when they grow up and nature takes its course by having you bleed out your ass for a few days every month. I've become a man! I started puberty, you guys! It's probably gonna be the biggest night of our lives! On the buildings are posters of Father Time and Baby New Year.ĭude, what are we gonna do for New Year's Eve? It has to be awesome. Some adults walk by them as a station wagon rolls by.
Kyle, Stan, and Kenny walk towards Tom's Rhinoplasty. The official script for " Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus" was released by South Park Studios. " Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus/Script"
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